• dogalyst:

    idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

  • staff:

    fake-mermaid:

    i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

    rude

  • kuzuryuusan:

    i hate when you’re outside and the sun

    (Source: mikleos)

  • souljannoying:

    "I’ve heard so much about you!"

    oh shit

    (Source: pemsylvania)

  • floweranger:

    do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

    (Source: flewor)

  • kiradax:

    pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
    cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

  • multiplaying:

    multiplaying:

    so why does the flexed bicep emoji hands looks like a sloth

    image

    (Source: invades)

  • exhists:

    a picture may be worth 1,000 words but my selfie is worth 100,000 notes

    (Source: trait)

  • playdated:

    BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

  • unclefather:

    jesuschristvevo:

    would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

    keep your cream cheese away from my dog

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